I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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