i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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