would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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