dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize