I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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