My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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