I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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