and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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