drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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