Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
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