69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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