he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Terrible idea I love it
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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