this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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