in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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