I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
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