As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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