idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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