Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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