glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
