no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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