The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Randomize
