Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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