told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
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beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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