I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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