How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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