i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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