The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Randomize
