how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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