Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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