Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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