She said her name was "party"
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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