party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I am available for nakedness
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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