Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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