some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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