Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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