His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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