: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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