I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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