sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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