When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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