My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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