You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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