I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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