she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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