I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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