I will die if light touches me.
that's an acceptable place to lick
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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