I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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