New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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