on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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