sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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