Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Randomize