Whoa Z and x make the same sound
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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