I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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