shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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